the rhythm has NOT gotten me, thank you, Ms. Estefan

Scott & I went salsa dancing on Saturday night. It was cool, although I think it’s safe to say that even my best moves are mediocre. And I didn’t select appropriate footwear for the evening’s activities — the boots looked good, and I’ve gone dancing in them before & been ok, but I think they were just too heavy for a type of dancing where you need to be light on your toes. Mental note for next time. I also don’t know if I have the “salsa attitude”, whatever that is. That thing that some girls can do where it’s all about the hip-shaking and the dramatic hair tosses…. I just don’t think I can pull that off. At least not in a crowd like the one at the Century Ballroom, which is a little intimidating. Scott is really good, although he seems to be in some kind of self-deprecatory funk where he doesn’t think he’s any good, even though he is. (Boys are so weird.)

Anyway, I kind of weenie’d out on him early because I was tired & my feet were hurting, but overall I thought it was a lot of fun. The people-watching element there is incredible. And I love that it’s a smoke-free dance hall — I think this may be the first time in my life that I’ve gone dancing and not come home smelling like cigarettes. Very different, but so nice….

Oh, and I’m trying to decide what I want to be for Halloween. My first idea was a French maid — any excuse to wear a garter belt & thigh highs, basically. Then I remembered that I have a black t-shirt that says “I Bite.” on it, so I could pull off a vampire chick pretty well with that. All I’d really need to buy are fangs & maybe a black wig, so it’d be cheaper. And I could potentially still implement the garter belt & thigh highs somehow. I don’t know, what do you guys think?

kill bill

If anyone hasn’t seen this movie yet, stop what you’re doing right now & go see it.

Be warned – it’s extremely violent. As if there are any Tarantino movies out there that aren’t. But in this case, the violence is almost cartoonish – someone gets a limb hacked off & it sprays blood like a opened fire hydrant. So it’s actually kind of funny.

And I must say, I have a whole new respect for Uma after seeing this. Damn that girl kicks butt.

heh

Ok, you have to forgive the web site name that’s at the bottom of this picture — I know it’s tacky & rude. But this picture really made me laugh for some reason.

Which I needed, because I had a really awful day, which I don’t much feel like talking about. So there.

More things I learned this weekend….

1. I have no respect for men who take seven (that’s right, 7) sips to finish one lousy shot of tequila.

2. I should try to do a better job of keeping my lack of respect of said individuals to myself, lest I find myself being challenged to drink a shot of tequila myself. (Which I did like a big girl, in one big gulp, thank you very much.)

3. Falling asleep while wearing mascara is a bad idea.

4. I RULE at Trivial Pursuit.

5. For someone who considers herself to be pretty self-analytical, I’m not nearly as good at verbalizing my neuroses as I like to think I am. It’s kind of startling to realize that, even as exceedingly verbal as my life tends to be, there are some things that I just can’t talk about because I can’t find the words to put to them. I suppose I should work on that. Meanwhile, moving on….

6. Edward Burns looks more & more like an overgrown frat boy in every movie he makes. Scott & I just watched “Confidence” last night, and it was a pretty good movie, but god, that guy seems like he’d be a total prick in real life.

7. The biggest bit of news: Jen got married!!! I knew it was coming up sometime this month, but I didn’t realize it was this weekend. I just called her today to catch up, and found out that she got hitched on Friday. I didn’t even know her new last name. Turns out that it’s Arel. Which is a fine name in itself, but Jen Arel sounds an awful lot like the word “general”, so I’m pretty sure she’s going to hyphenate. Her maiden name is Sterling, so that should be pretty & not too cumbersome.

Hope everyone else had a good weekend.

all the way from Memphis

Big news for Kris today: she got a job as a full-time staff accountant with a CPA firm in Memphis. She’s been a temp with them since January and was going to leave to go work at Goldsmith’s, but one of the main partners has kind of taken Kris under his wing, and apparently he can’t stand the thought of letting go of his little protege — and he no doubt realized what a genius she is — so he offered her a full-time job. With benefits. No more temping. No more cobra health insurance. Hooray!! I’m so excited for her.

This also means that she’s going to be one of the most insanely educated people I know, because on top of her BA in Communication and her MBA degree, now she’s also going back to school to get her accounting degree.

And after that, she’ll take over the world. And I can say I knew her when.

In other news…. I’m beat. Goodnight, folks.

flicks flicks flicks…

This has been an unusual weekend for me because I’ve gone to see 2 movies. Ok, I realize it’s not that unusual, but it is for me. Anyway, here’s my critique…

Friday night, Scott & I went to see Once Upon A Time in Mexico. I dug it. Some of it was a little too gruesome for my taste (people having vital body parts forcibly removed is sooooooo not cool with me), but overall it was good. I love Antonio Banderas as the El Mariachi character – it’s pretty much the only role I’ve seen him in where every single move he makes is sexy. I like that they didn’t try to cover up the fact that he has a couple of gray hairs now, too. It made him a little more real. And for the guys, there’s also Salma Hayak (yeah, ok, she dies – but she’s still hot), and there’s one other token hot chick in the movie, although I have no idea who she is. She wasn’t a great actress either – I think they just needed one other female who had a good rack in a tight t-shirt.

The star of the movie, however, is definitely Johnny Depp, who is awesome as the straight man. It seems like for a few years there he was verging right on the edge of falling into the category of pretty boy actor, but he’s shown a bit of depth over the last few movies I’ve seen him in, and I swear, that guy can deliver the perfect one-liner. Best quote: “Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexi-can’t?”

One gripe: Enrique Iglesias?? Who the hell made THAT casting decision?!?!!

Then tonight, Krissy & I went to see Under the Tuscan Sun. I had heard this was a good date movie, but I think it was all single women in the audience. Which I guess is appropriate for a “I hate my life and I’m moving to Europe” kind of film. Anyway, Diane Lane is really good, and I liked it a lot. I doubt that it was anything even remotely like my sister’s Italy experience, but it reminded me of that anyway. So yeah…. Pretty much a total chick flick, but I recommend it. Good female-oriented escapism.

Ok, that’s it. I’m off to bed.

weird

I’m early for work. This never happens. I don’t really know what to do with myself for the next 10-15 minutes. Heaven forbid I head out early. That just won’t do at all.

Nothing else really noteworthy this morning.

Apologies for the boring blog post. Oh well, I’m sure it’s not the first & most likely won’t be the last.