Hi there! How’s your day going? Good? Awesome.
By chance, do you have a splitting headache yet? Do you want one? SUPER! Let me help you out with what I like to call THE WORST SOUND EVER.
A little backstory: once upon a time, when Catie was about 2, we took her to the state fair and bought her a toy trumpet. It was one of those stupid first-time parent mistakes that you only make once. The thing makes a god-awful screechy noise, but she loved it. Lucky for me, she soon forgot about it.
Fast-forward a few years, and Lucy discovers the trumpet at the bottom of a toy box. Which, of course, launches Catie into a full-on, “She can’t have that! It’s MIIIIIIIINE!!!!!” meltdown.
So, my mother, who is otherwise a reasonably sane person, goes on Amazon, finds THE EXACT SAME AWFUL SOUNDING TOY TRUMPET, and buys it.
Because, as she put it, “Now they won’t have to fight about it anymore, because they’ll each have one!”
Only, you know, now I have to listen to THAT SOUND. In stereo, to boot!
(A friend of mine said she watched this video, and her fiance heard it from the next room and thought she was watching clown p0rn. You’re welcome for that.)
So, as revenge on my mother, the trumpets now both live at my parents’ house.
And I know, you’re probably thinking, what did my poor dad do to deserve this eardrum-splitting punishment? You want to know what he did?
My dad gave Catie a Mississippi State cowbell to clang around the house. (Some of you might not know just how loud those cowbells can be. Those of you who get that reference? YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.)
So, thanks, Mom and Dad. Enjoy the worst trumpet concert ever in the history of the world. Hope you didn’t forget to buy Excedrin.
I am seriously re-thinking visiting you.
BRB, gotta take some Tylenol.
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Awww, cute!! 🙂
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So, basically what you’re say is…your mom hates you? I leave ALL the toys that are annoying at my parents house (Or Ryan’s). I feel your pain.
I don’t know what you did as a child but at one point you must’ve done something to have your mom do that to you. Glad you banned those toys because I’d have gone nuts! 🙂