It seems that since the weather has started to get rather nippy lately, the cats have all started looking for warm places to sleep. They like curling up near the heating vents on the floor, fleece blankets, that type of thing. However, Cleo has apparently decided that my laptop keyboard is the perfect warm place to nap. So then, when I come back to my computer, my browser view settings are all weird, there are usually a few help or search windows open, and she often hits my wireless button so I get knocked offline. (The first time that happened, I spent hours trying to figure out how she changed my network authentication key, resetting our wireless router and the satellite modem, and generally tearing my hair out before I finally realized that it was just the one stupid “wireless on/off” button. Duh.) Anyway, today she managed to open a notepad file (no idea how she did that) and this was what she typed:

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That’s exactly what it said, I’ve copied and pasted directly for your viewing pleasure (minus 50 or so rows of d’s, because I think you get the point). I’m guessing this is some kind of kitty morse code, and if anyone out there can translate it for me, I’d be most appreciative. In the meantime, I’m just going to try to remember to close the damn lid on my laptop when I step away from the computer.