I’ve got a bunch of stuff swirling around my head right now, but most of it is not really all that interesting. I doubt any of y’all really want to hear about:
* This chapter I’m writing, which is due on Friday, and has got me all sorts of stressed out. Oh, and how yesterday I drew the most awesome diagram of an Active Directory-integrated DNS zone in the entire history of diagrams of DNS zones. Yeah, baby.
* The fact that my house is a mess (because of the aforementioned book deadline) and it’s starting to gross me out. I’m already making a mental list of which tasks I’m going to tackle as soon as I’m done writing.
* House-hunting and my ridiculously long list of criteria, and how we sort of like this one new development, but there are a whole bunch of risks associated with new developments these days, and oh my god, how am I supposed to make a decision like this? Whine whine, woe is me and my privileged little life. People are losing their dream homes left and right and I’m debating over whether to buy resale or have a house custom-built for us. Yeah. Poor me, I know. Shut up, Cindy. God.
So instead, let’s talk about BlogHer. Because I’m going.
It’s next month, and I’m already getting a little nervous. As it turns out, when you go to BlogHer, it’s not just the conference itself (which is on Friday and Saturday), but there are also a bunch of parties. So, I’m flying in on Thursday evening, and I’ve already RSVP’ed to two different parties that night. And that’s just Thursday! Before the conference has even officially started!
And I’m also going to the Room 704 party that night (alas, their badges aren’t working).
The parties are at different times, so that’s fine, I should be able to attend both. But here’s the thing: everyone dresses up for these events. And my wardrobe consists mostly of jeans and hoodies. Seriously, you should see the shoes that some people plan on wearing. (Hi, Heather!) It’s crazy. I’m definitely feeling the pressure to cute-ify myself up a bit. (Yes, I just used cute as a verb. Shush.)
So I’m now shopping online for dresses that I can wear on the plane, so I can arrive at the hotel looking gorgeous and ready to party. It’s only an hour and a half direct flight, but you know, it’ll be July. So the sweatiness (and ensuing shiny forehead) is a concern. And I need a dress with at least a little bit of sleeve. Because as much as I might act like my flabby upper arms don’t bother me and I’m fine and “yeah, I’m cool with my size 12-ness” in person, I also know people will be taking pictures at these parties. And if I see photos of my flabby upper arms, my whole self-acceptance facade will fly out the window, and I will cry and beg people to delete the pictures of me. So that’s no good. But it does make it harder to shop, since it seems that most dresses are sleeveless.
I did, however, manage to find these online (thank you, Macys.com – now if you’d only make linking easier so I don’t have to copy & paste everything):
I think this one is my favorite. It’s so pretty and looks like it would be very flattering.
I honestly can’t tell if this is flattering or not because of that ridiculous pose the model is doing. But I think I might like it? Maybe?
I’m not sure what I think about the brown, but it also comes in black. It meets my two requirements as far as covering a little bit of arm and not being too clingy on my tummy area. And if worn with the right bra, it might actually give the illusion that I have boobs. Hmm.
I don’t usually like all-over prints on me, but something about this dress really appeals to me. I’m not sure what it is, but it’s cute.
This one might work, since I know I won’t look nearly as severe and dead-behind-the-eyes as the model. I probably won’t lean on walls like that either.
What do y’all think? Votes?
As for the shoes, I think I’m going to have to find some cute ballet flats or something, because I refuse to be That Woman who wears heels through the airport. Maybe I’ll toss something cuter in my bag to change into once I get to the party, but I haven’t figured that part out yet.
I like the first one. I’m way behind, I need to start planning my wardrobe as well.
Can’t wait til July!!!
I too vote for the first one. It is really cute!
First and fourth ones look good i think!
i like ’em all — maybe the first one best. but i think you need to go try them on and see — i was actually just shopping for dresses last night, and half the time something looks like it’d be flattering, but then not so much. and with the non-clingy-tummy thing, you run the risk of too much volume and the pregnant effect, so you just have to try them and see.
as for shoes, i’m a big fan of flip-flops in the airport that you can easily get through security with and then toss into your bag when you switch to real shoes. and speaking of flip-flops, i just got these in the shiny black: http://www.fitflop.com/
don’t worry — i have no illusions about these shoes suddenly making my booty sculpted and toned, but they ARE very comfortable and supposedly good for your posture, etc. they’re my new commute-to-work shoes!
oh and ps — in case you were wondering, no i won’t be walking around nyc in my new shoes and panties like the girl on the website.
I like the first one and the all over print one. Would avoid the last one as it looks like it might be a dreaded tent dress. Tent dresses are not safe for real women with real curves (unlike the model, who is actually an alien).
I like them all…there’s a Macy’s by my house…I might need to do some dress shopping myself. Just keep in mind that it is going to be hotter than hell in Chicago in July. :>
I will wear jeans and flip flops/flats almost the entire weekend. Seriously.