Ok, I have to get that picture of Alice Cooper off the top of my blog.
So! Moving on! Here’s a bunch of random kid stuff.
1. Words of wisdom from my 5 year-old: “In China, they eat their food with Chapsticks.”
There is a very important vowel distinction that needs to be made there.
2. She also informed me, after watching perhaps one too many episodes of Dinosaur Train, that she is an omnivore.
“That means that I eat both meat AND vegetables.”
Why, yes. Yes it does. Slow down, kiddo. You’re getting too smart. Kindergarten doesn’t even start for another 2 months.
(Related: holy crap, she starts kindergarten in 2 months!!)
3. Speaking of my kids growing up too fast, this just started happening.
That right there is an 11 month-old baby, walking. And yeah, ok, she needs to use her little push car for support and balance, but still. WALKING. I am so completely not prepared for this.
And look how pleased she is with herself!
KNOCK IT OFF, LUCY!!
4. Maybe because of the almost-walking milestone, or teething, or maybe it’s just a standard-issue sleep regression, but Lucy’s sleeping habits lately have been horrific. A couple of nights ago, she was awake every hour from when she went to bed (at 8:30 p.m.) until 3 a.m. And you know, I don’t get to take a day off work just because I’m tired, so that was awful.
At some point, I decided that I just couldn’t take it anymore and I left her to cry it out in her crib. It was after midnight, and I hadn’t had a chance to take a shower because she’d been awake so much. I figured that in the 10 minutes it takes me to shower, surely she’d give up and fall asleep, right?
She was still screaming when I got out of the shower. I gave up and walked into her room. The smell hit me before I even turned on a light, and I knew (even in the dark) that she’d puked. And yep, I was right, she’d screamed so much that she made herself barf. Fabulous.
Because, you know, cleaning up a puke-soaked sobbing baby and changing crib sheets is TOTALLY what you want to do at 1 a.m.
(Plus side? Catie slept through all of it. Small favors and all that.)
5. Last night, I had a really hard time getting Lucy to sleep (again) and she was up until almost 10 p.m. But, once she was out, she actually slept all night. So, I guess we could call that an improvement? Maybe we turned a corner? Fingers crossed.
I have to say I find both of my kids to be way cuter and more endearing after they let me get a full night’s sleep.
Even if this morning, Lucy did crawl over to me to give me a kiss, and she Alicia Silverstone’d me with a mouth full of chewed-up Cheez-Its.
Kids are disgusting creatures, man.
(And yes, I used Alicia Silverstone’s name as a verb. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, google it. And prepare to be grossed out.)
6. One baby milestone that I fully endorse?
Self-feeding FTW! This has got to be my most favorite thing ever.
Yeah, alright, I guess I’ll keep her around. For now.