Ok, did anyone else see this article about the dead whale that exploded in the middle of a busy street in Taiwan? I think the best part of the article is that they seemed to feel the need to mention that the whale’s penis was 5 feet long!!!! 5 feet! What the hell? I mean, I know it’s another species & all, but WHY?! That’s only a few inches shorter than me, for crissakes.

Although I must say, as bad as the Seattle traffic gets sometimes, I’m really glad that I’ve never had to deal with dead whale shrapnel screwing up my morning commute. Yeesh.