Ok, this story absolutely cracked me up. I want to move to Minnesota just in the off chance Prince might knock on my door & try to convert me. However, this part made me a little sad:

“Prince, who once demanded to be known by a symbol rather than by his name, reportedly banned 50 explicit songs from his playlist after his religious awakening in 2001. “

And you know, his explicit songs are the only ones I like. No more “Erotic City” or “Gett Off”? What’s the point?!?!!